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rectumofglory:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real part?”

Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party. 

both ways he ends up dead in the water

ZING

(via roflbumbles)

pradar:

is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection

(Source: pradar, via roflbumbles)

assbutt-is-funnier-in-enochian:

charles-strider:

smalltownfloridabelle:

I’ve been waiting for this to show up on my dash again, it’s been like 2 years wtf.

/screams/ 

Conspiracies… Conspiracies everywhere!

hyperbolequeen:

my entire life is just me “winging it”

(via orgasmic-humor)